Wednesday, May 21, 2008

juicy pear is my fave, by the way...

Everyone's having babies, what's going on? Maybe I should have another one...?

Or not, I just remembered how hard it is to push a human out of my vagina.
(WHAT?! That's what it's called!)
It's 10:51pm and I recently sneaked out of the house and bought a POUND of jelly bellies from WinCo. I felt like I was sneaking out of the house on some dirty mission. It was exhilerating and totally felt like the middle of the night and in my head I'm like, Oh this is gonna be great, WinCo will be totally empty....
HA! It was packed full of people, as if it were 2:00 in the afternoon. COLLEGE STUDENTS. And they were ALL THERE FOR JELLY BELLIES! Amazing what my life has become.

THE END.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Mmmm...juicy pear...so good!

The Guy and The Girl said...

AHH, I dont want to push a human out of my vagina! PS Ruby is right, pear is the best.

j.temple said...

Ooohh winco bins of candy!! I want to go there! Hey how far along were you in this picture?

Garrett, Carolynn, Jack Danger and Max Havoc said...

that picture was september 13, so i was 7 months preg.

Anonymous said...

That picture is toooooo cute. You might as well have another one..everyone else is doing it!