my morning thus far

I just have to comment on my morning. Because it's been so eventful!
So I woke up to dog excrement in Jack's room (again!) and now that room just totally smells like ass. Jake has peed and pooped in there like four times now and let me interject that is the room with no window. So no ventilation. FUN! The whole upstairs reeks of urine. Also, I picked Jack up out of his chair and got baby poop all over my shirt. And then as I went to change his diaper I realized that we were out of diapers. And then I checked my bank account to make sure we had money for me to go buy more diapers and saw that american dream had charged me twice for my pizza the other day and overdrew my account. So then I had to call and fix that ordeal, which meant phone tag with the manager from Dream and the bank. BUT it all got taken care of (I think) and hopefully that marks the end of a hectic morning. Oh, did I mention this all happened before 9am? That should be against the law! Let a lady have a peaceful morning!! But it's ok, everything will be fine and I am watching Jack do strange yoga moves on the floor and stand up without anything to push himself off of... what a big boy! So I am reminded why all of this is trivial- I have an adorable son who makes me forget all my worries. And this is why being a mother is such a blessing.

By the way, does anyone know where to get a carpet cleaner?