you know you're a mom when...

the past couple days i've had a few moments where i find myself saying things that at the time seem normal but in retrospect, very strange. for instance..

"jack take that fork out of your ear"

"stop wiggling the dogs weiner"

"take your fingers out of the outlet"

"do you have a jingle bell in your mouth?"

just a few examples of my everyday life with a 15 month old.